Ms. Maggie Storrs, who recently traded in her beautiful platinum blond tresses for a gorgeous chocolate brown in honor of Halloween, contemplates the meaning of existence when confronted with a pumpkinhead full of treats. To treat or not to treat, that is her question....and ultimately.....her downfall.
DISCLAIMER: All material in The Snee is fictional, though the subject matter may be familiar. Any resemblance to people, places, or pumpkinheads is completely coincidental.
PROCLAIMER: EAT CANDY! It's the only time of year that sneaking is rewarded with a sweet treat.
WARNING: Chocolate is a known cause of brown smudges on the delicate areas of pants, underwear and shorts. Use extreme caution when folding laundry next to the pumpkinhead.
HINT: Beware of the fingerprint lifting kit that your son just got for his birthday. Smudges are particularly easy to identify. We suggest wearing a glove with every pumpkinhead encounter.