Bent? Out of shape? Or is this a symbol for the handicapped accessible bathroom?
“You’re completely shifted!” These words from the physical therapist resonate with me.
“Don’t you feel it?” How can I not?
Boxaholicism has impacted me.
My body has squeezed, contorted, and twisted in every way imaginable.
I feel like a giraffe packed into an 18" by 18" box used for dishes and toys.
No wonder my spine has shifted. No wonder my body is slouched. No wonder I don’t feel great.
Even my humorous isn’t laughing. I wish it would though.
My humorous used to pick me up when it was nourished and strong.
Maybe somebody else’s humorous will help me up.
Has anyone been working out their humerus lately?
I could really use a lift.
I hope this machine is strong enough for the job!
DISCLAIMER: Boxaholicism and the spinal shift has impacted The Snee's universe. Even fictional news has been unseated.
PROCLAIMER: Physical therapists know a lot. They're like little Buddhas of spinal alignment. The Snee has been on a long hiatus, and will be undergoing restructuring. Enjoy the fall, but please don't fall. Falling can really wreak havoc on your spine.
CLAIMER Speaking of shifts and changes in local topography..... Take a moment to remember the day that the US was attacked. Thousands of families were impacted, and our country was never the same. Even a boxed-in person like myself could use the reminder.
