Resemblance is uncanny! Jobs proudly displays his game changing tablets to the people.
DIVINE QUESTION: In a Jobsless world, does that make unemployment worse?
Here is an inspirational viral facebook quote going around by Mr. Jobs.
"Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything—all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure—these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart." — Steve Jobs
Hmmm..Do you feel inspired? In the old testament, a naked Eve followed her heart and plucked this forbidden fruit from the tree in Eden that consequently introduced the concept of modesty to Adam and Eve who had until that point lived a fabric-free existence. Therefore, you could say that Apple jumpstarted the clothing industry too. In short: Invest in Apples, especially the Gold ones.
DISCLAIMER: The Snee is a Satire News Site. Steve Jobs never claimed to be a descendant of Moses, and G-o-d- did not speak directly to The Snee.
PROCLAIMER: The Snee sends its sincere sympathy and condolences to the family and friends of Steve Jobs. I would have liked a quarter of his ingenuity and confidence.
Thank you Steve Jobs for giving THE SNEE great satire news opportunities, and making the apple more than a fruit!
