DONT MISS OUT ON CYBER MONDAY'S INTERNET SPECIAL ON TRAFFIC JAMS! Slower Processing Time and Freezing guaranteed to make your Traffic Jam last longer while you shop!
*Traffic Jams can be found exclusively at roadside stands, mall parking lots, and along the information superhighway for online shoppers.
AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! This offer expires on December 25, 2011 at 11:59 PM.
ALL SALES ARE FINAL.
DISCLAIMER: THE SNEE is a satire news and humor site. Traffic Jams Cannot be purchased until you have reached a boiling point.
PROCLAIMER: Black Friday is here! A fairly recent marketing ploy in the U.S.A, Black Friday begins at Midnight, the day after Thanksgiving. It kicks off the holiday shopping season, and is characterized by frenzied consumers on bargain hunts. Shoppers, who often forget, that they are buying the latest gadgets, rather than engaging in a battle for the last piece of pie on the planet. Which actually kinda happened at our house. The pie, I mean.
