Do you watch the news waiting for the media to actually deliver a story, or do you just feel frustrated and dissatisfied afterwards? Maybe mainstream media doesn't know what to do with itself after the presidential election? They have strategies for capturing our attention with a sexy headline, but no clue how to get us, the viewers, off. Post electile dysfunction is plaguing the media! Flashy breaking news stories on the fiscal cliff of doom, state secession, the CIA affairs and it's ties to Benghazi change sizzle to fizzle in no time at all. So MSNBC, FOX, CNN....I know you'd like me to tune in so that you can turn me on, but not tonight dear. I have a headache.
BREAKING HEADLINE SNEEWS SNOOZE!
MENAGE A TROIS BRINGS BODIES OF GOVERNMENT TOGETHER!
Glaxo-Smith Kline Releases Experimental Drug called SEE-ALL-IS to Treat Electile Dysfunction! Pfizer admits that their drug, LIEAGRA, clouds the thinking of reporters.
CIA Announces New 'Flirt and Fuck" Strategy for Penetrating Inner Circles!
Disgruntled White Males File to Withdraw Early from the United States! "The Next Coming is predicted to occur this year! We don't want to impregnate our nation with anymore free handouts!"
Gaza Striptease Fuels Fear of Middle East Going Bottoms-Up!
DISCLAIMER: The Sometimes, Never, Eventual, Express aka THE SNEE is a satire news/humor blog. The breaking news headlines are quite fictional.
EXCLAIMER: THE SNEE really does have a headache!
THANK YOU! Cartoon above a composite of altered digital images taken from GOOGLE.