On Monday, February 1, 2010, Mrs. Igaina Waitlee of Burlingham,
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MAN DISCOVERED IN FETAL POSITION AT WALMART!
Adam Raponnier of Central Vermont awoke in the middle of the night after receiving a firm kick in the side from his wife Evening (informally addressed as Eve) who was 7 months pregnant and unable to sleep due to the insatiable appetite of the growing baby. Adam who was exhausted rolled over onto his side with the hope that his wife would go back to sleep if he stopped snoring, but his strategy did not work and his wife prevailed. “Honey, wake up! I’m really craving an organic Macintosh Apple!"
"Did you check the fruit bowl,” asked Adam?
"Yes, but there's only one shriveled Clementine, a banana and a wrinkled tomato. They just won’t do! Please, oh please honey, won’t you go to the store and buy me a Mac? If I don’t eat the tart yet sweet flesh of a locally-grown Macintosh, well... I just might go mad," Eve cried!
Adam who was truly bewildered by his pregnant wife asked her where he could possibly find an organic...read more
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