COW CRUSHES MOM ON SCHOOL FIELD TRIP!A woman sporting a Chanel CC black tote with brushed brass hardware; retail $420.00 was unexpectedly toppled by a large Holstein who was being milked. The cow, who was wearing a 1920’s retro iron cow bell with a slight resonant clang, hollered an agonizing “MOOO” as the bell hanging from..... read more
#2PC TAKES A DELICIOUS BYTE OUT OF MAC! From Tasty to Tasteless!
Early Tuesday evening following an over-scheduled, action-packed day of school, play practice, soccer, homework, piano practice and a quick meal of broccoli with fish sticks, ten year old Michael Storrs of Burlingham, Vermont sat down to write a.....read more
FACEBOOK RIPPED TO SHREDS! Tattered Silhouettes Reveal Hidden Flaws!Last Saturday evening, Igaina Waitlee of Burlingham, Vermont trudged through the snow to her recently renovated smokehouse;a reclaimed shanty that was once the cherished, whimsical playhouse of her now mature, older children, to retrieve some homemade, organic, Vermont-raised turkey jerky that she had attempted to age after Thanksgiving.The desire to cure turkey into jerky sprung from within her bosom after her loving family politely declined to ingest anymore turkey leftovers. Igaina, who was rightfully bored by the idea of soup, decided to open up her brand new sustainability cookbook to find...read more
HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER! TSA Issues New Security Mandate!
Mid-morning on Thursday, March 11, 2010, Ms. Lucy Brestini of Burlingham, Vermont drove into the parking lot situated at New Hampshire's Manchester Airport in order to board a plane to Little Rock, Arkansas where she planned to chase tornadoes and photograph bald cypress trees sprouting out of lovely bass-inhabited lakes before their spring bloom. Ms. Lucy Brestini gathered her belongings which consisted of two federally-approved carry-on bags. She then proceeded directly to...read more