SLICKLY DELIVERED HEADLINE NEWS!
MOSES SAYS HE CAN STEM THE FLOW WITH HIS STAFF!
APPLE RELEASES IPAD WITH EXTRA ABSORBENCY AP!
JOE THE PLUMBER WRITES NEW TELL-ALL BOOK! "I CAN STOP THE LEAK!"
AMERICANS PANIC AS NEWS THAT GOLF IN MEXICO IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE FOR RECREATION!
BP ACCUSES HALIBURTON AND TRANSOCEAN OF LACING THEIR COCKTAILS WITH DIURETICS AT BUSINESS MEETING!
MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR DEAL! TAMPAX SELLS BP ITS PATENTED TECHNOLOGY TO PLUG THE LEAK!
disclaimer: the snee is pure fiction.
proclaimer: the oil spill in the gulf of mexico is pure reality.