BREAKING NEWS HEADLINES!
Huge Numbers of Californians are Simultaneously Turned Upside Down and Right Side Up with Prop 8 Decision!
Hollywood Moves Prop 8 to a Brand New Stage!
Prop 8 Judged to be an Ice Skating Move! It Figures.
Sarah Palin and Mel Gibson Accuse Judge Walker of being Geight!
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