FACEBOOK DOMINATES SOCK MARKET!

The 95 billion, social network phenomenon, Facebook, is poised to revolutionize the world by publicly offering shares of their IPO in the STOCK MARKET.

facebook socks money into stock market! http://www.digmlm.com/facebook-stock-symbol-fb

Mark Zuckerberg, the young and extremely wealthy facebook CEO, recognized long ago that there was an unfilled niche in the Sock Market that facebook could fill. "For too long, people have been losing money when they invest in socks. They believe that the socks they buy will give them a firm footing in the financial world. Unfortunately, sock markets are plagued by corporate monsters that sabotage investors by laundering the socks through the system until they vanish without a trace.  Once we go public, our investors will be able to bypass the sock broker and gain complete access to the free sock market place.  It’s very exciting! Our internet wizards have devised a way to help lost, laundered socks rediscover their solemates," announced Zuckerberg at Friday's press conference.

But why is this billionaire so interested in socks?  His answer may surprise you. "I grew up in a house of mismatched socks," he said. "My Mom and Dad worked hard for a living and invested a lot of their income into the sock market, but to no avail. Our socks would get dirty and worn. My Mom would fix them and wash them, and then those darned socks would....just vanish. I mean literally disappear from our home and we would be left with socks that were worn out and didn't match.Then my Mom would go out and invest her and Dad's hard earned money into a whole new set of socks, only to find that one sock from each pair would go missing. We would watch my Mom throw the single socks into a basket thinking that the other sock was going to show up in the wash, or something. But most of the time, the mate never reappeared and the sock basket just got fuller and fuller. The singleton socks languished there. Some got thrown out. Some were used inappropriately or mismatched with socks of similar color. "The worst of it is...the socks in the basket would taunt my parents; waved it in their faces that their sock investment hadn't payed. We all have heard of soccer Moms, but the original socker Moms understood exactly what it means to lose a match!"

 

 You look kind of like my mate, but something's not quite right?

"For these reasons we want facebook to go public.  Lone socks can now be matched through social networking. Just post a profile pic that captures the way the sock looks and feel on the sockmarket listings. Facebook will find and unite socks the same way it matches friends together.  "Now instead of having to buy new socks, customers can wear old socks," bragged Zuckerberg.

Many experts call Zuckerberg a megalomaniac who doesn't know his own limits. "He actually believes that he is powerful enough to repartner olds socks!" exclaimed financial analyst, Callous Cornmaker.  "I want people back on their feet again," retorts Zuckerberg."More importantly, I want to know the whereabouts of those feet, and what types of socks they want to buy!"

 

Lookie! solemate profile page launches facebook into sock market!

 

BREAKING NEWS!

Sock piles were discovered in Park City, Utah under  U.S. presidential candidate, Mitt Romney’s house. He denies being involved in a laundering plot, but sources say that he appears to be taking us to the cleaners. Something is definitely stinky about his explanations.

Romney tired of being in the dog house, puts all his socks in one basket.

 

DISCLAIMER: Contents in THE SNEE are completely FICTIONAL. Please do not confuse the stock market with the sock market. There is no evidence that posting a photo of a lost sock online will help you find your solemate.

PROCLAIMER: How much money have you invested and lost in the sock market?

Here's information on facebook's well-publicized entry into the stockmarket.
 or BBC facebook business bites.