The Snee:The Sometimes, Never, Eventually Express

FIVE SNEEDOM STORIES THAT CHANGED THE WORLD FOREVER !

PETER PAN RESCUES GROUNDHOG'S SHADOW: PETA Backs-Off!

 

On Monday, February 1, 2010,  Mrs. Igaina Waitlee of Burlingham, Vermont poured herself a piping hot cup of green tea which she delicately paired with her favorite naughty snack, pretzel sticks dipped into Kraft Easy Squeeze Cheese. The Kraft Easy Cheese was strategically stashed in the back of her...read more

BLOG PEDDLING ON THE RISE! The Oldest Profession Goes Global!

Web watchers monitor bloggers at  cyber bordello. "I'll rub your URL if you rub mine!"

As copious quantities of  information flood the busy streets of the interweb, cyber police find themselves overwhelmed by an influx of superhighway traffickers, known colloquially to officials as Cyber Sluts,  who loiter on web tracks in front of storefront web sites soliciting visitors onto their blogs. "Bloggers as a group are seductive and very creative-let me tell you!  At first they draw you in by whistling compliments to you. They shout out to you that you have a hot site, or that you touched them in a...read more

MAN DISCOVERED IN FETAL POSITION AT WALMART!

Adam Raponnier of Central Vermont awoke in the middle of the night after receiving a firm kick in the side from his wife Evening (informally addressed as Eve) who was 7 months pregnant and unable to sleep due to the insatiable appetite of the growing baby. Adam who was exhausted rolled over onto his side with the hope that his wife would go back to sleep if he stopped snoring, but his strategy did not work and his wife prevailed. “Honey, wake up! I’m really craving an organic Macintosh Apple!"

Adam asks Eve,"why must you stand in the fruit bowl?"

"Did you check the fruit bowl,” asked Adam?

"Yes, but there's only one shriveled Clementine, a banana and a wrinkled tomato. They just won’t do! Please, oh please honey, won’t you go to the store and buy me a Mac? If I don’t eat the tart yet sweet flesh of a locally-grown Macintosh, well... I just might go mad," Eve cried!

Adam who was truly bewildered by his pregnant wife asked her where he could possibly find an organic...read more

PETA CONDEMNS BIBLICAL TEXT! Sacrificial Lamb Must be Deleted!

PETA members (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), led by renowned animal right’s activist, Lydia Verdi, rallied in front of Born to Believe Houses of Worship where religions are home-brewed and deeply steeped in a wrought iron age kettle. 

Lydia Verdi Sports a stylish Jean Jacket in Front of Homebrewed House of Worship.

She and her enthusiastic followers vehemently condemn the inhumane treatment of lambs within holy...read more

WORLD WIDE WEB UNRAVELS! Infected Spiders Derail Search Engines!

Oh Dear! Search Engine bites off more than it can chew when infected byte takes it off track.

Renowned Neurocommunication's expert, Dr. Charlotte Weber of Cybertech University in Iowa City, Iowa, published an article on a rare and potentially dangerous condition called Heteronymphomania (H1TN1) in this month's professional journal for cunning linguists called, "Words at Play".  Until recently H1TN1 was only recorded in the human population, but with advancements in computer technology this crippling condition has taken a deadly turn and jumped tracks into the virtual world where letters and words form the foundation of all...read more

DISCLAIMER: All satire news stories in THE SNEE are completely fictional. Any resemblance to people, places, things, or real events is completely coincidental and kind of amazing.

PROCLAIMER:  THE SNEE is all about laughter and silliness, so take the D out of the GRIND and GRIN!

Adam Raponnier of Central Vermont awoke in the middle of the night after receiving a firm kick in the side from his wife Evening (informally addressed as Eve) who was 7 months pregnant and unable to sleep due to the insatiable appetite of the growing baby. Adam who was exhausted rolled over onto his side with the hope that his wife would go back to sleep if he stopped snoring, but his strategy did not work and his wife prevailed. “Honey, wake up! I’m really craving an organic Macintosh Apple!"

Adam asks Eve,"why must you stand in the fruit bowl?"

"Did you check the fruit bowl,” asked Adam?

"Yes, but there's only one shriveled Clementine, a banana and a wrinkled tomato. They just won’t do! Please, oh please honey, won’t you go to the store and buy me a Mac? If I don’t eat the tart yet sweet flesh of a locally-grown Macintosh, well... I just might go mad," Eve cried!

Adam who was truly bewildered by his pregnant wife asked her where he could possibly find an organic...read more

PETA CONDEMNS BIBLICAL TEXT! Sacrificial Lamb Must be Deleted!

PETA members (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), led by renowned animal right’s activist, Lydia Verdi, rallied in front of Born to Believe Houses of Worship where religions are home-brewed and deeply steeped in a wrought iron age kettle. 

Lydia Verdi Sports a stylish Jean Jacket in Front of Homebrewed House of Worship.

She and her enthusiastic followers vehemently condemn the inhumane treatment of lambs within holy...read more

WORLD WIDE WEB UNRAVELS! Infected Spiders Derail Search Engines!

Oh Dear! Search Engine bites off more than it can chew when infected byte takes it off track.

Renowned Neurocommunication's expert, Dr. Charlotte Weber of Cybertech University in Iowa City, Iowa, published an article on a rare and potentially dangerous condition called Heteronymphomania (H1TN1) in this month's professional journal for cunning linguists called, "Words at Play".  Until recently H1TN1 was only recorded in the human population, but with advancements in computer technology this crippling condition has taken a deadly turn and jumped tracks into the virtual world where letters and words form the foundation of all...read more

DISCLAIMER: All satire news stories in THE SNEE are completely fictional. Any resemblance to people, places, things, or real events is completely coincidental and kind of amazing.

PROCLAIMER:  THE SNEE is all about laughter and silliness, so take the D out of the GRIND and GRIN!

PETA members (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), led by renowned animal right’s activist, Lydia Verdi, rallied in front of Born to Believe Houses of Worship where religions are home-brewed and deeply steeped in a wrought iron age kettle. 

Lydia Verdi Sports a stylish Jean Jacket in Front of Homebrewed House of Worship.

She and her enthusiastic followers vehemently condemn the inhumane treatment of lambs within holy...read more

WORLD WIDE WEB UNRAVELS! Infected Spiders Derail Search Engines!

Oh Dear! Search Engine bites off more than it can chew when infected byte takes it off track.

Renowned Neurocommunication's expert, Dr. Charlotte Weber of Cybertech University in Iowa City, Iowa, published an article on a rare and potentially dangerous condition called Heteronymphomania (H1TN1) in this month's professional journal for cunning linguists called, "Words at Play".  Until recently H1TN1 was only recorded in the human population, but with advancements in computer technology this crippling condition has taken a deadly turn and jumped tracks into the virtual world where letters and words form the foundation of all...read more

DISCLAIMER: All satire news stories in THE SNEE are completely fictional. Any resemblance to people, places, things, or real events is completely coincidental and kind of amazing.

PETA members (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), led by renowned animal right’s activist, Lydia Verdi, rallied in front of Born to Believe Houses of Worship where religions are home-brewed and deeply steeped in a wrought iron age kettle. 

Lydia Verdi Sports a stylish Jean Jacket in Front of Homebrewed House of Worship.

She and her enthusiastic followers vehemently condemn the inhumane treatment of lambs within holy...read more

WORLD WIDE WEB UNRAVELS! Infected Spiders Derail Search Engines!

Oh Dear! Search Engine bites off more than it can chew when infected byte takes it off track.

Renowned Neurocommunication's expert, Dr. Charlotte Weber of Cybertech University in Iowa City, Iowa, published an article on a rare and potentially dangerous condition called Heteronymphomania (H1TN1) in this month's professional journal for cunning linguists called, "Words at Play".  Until recently H1TN1 was only recorded in the human population, but with advancements in computer technology this crippling condition has taken a deadly turn and jumped tracks into the virtual world where letters and words form the foundation of all...read more

DISCLAIMER: All satire news stories in THE SNEE are completely fictional. Any resemblance to people, places, things, or real events is completely coincidental and kind of amazing.

PETA members (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), led by renowned animal right’s activist, Lydia Verdi, rallied in front of Born to Believe Houses of Worship where religions are home-brewed and deeply steeped in a wrought iron age kettle. 

Lydia Verdi Sports a stylish Jean Jacket in Front of Homebrewed House of Worship.

She and her enthusiastic followers vehemently condemn the inhumane treatment of lambs within holy...read more

WORLD WIDE WEB UNRAVELS! Infected Spiders Derail Search Engines!

Oh Dear! Search Engine bites off more than it can chew when infected byte takes it off track.

Renowned Neurocommunication's expert, Dr. Charlotte Weber of Cybertech University in Iowa City, Iowa, published an article on a rare and potentially dangerous condition called Heteronymphomania (H1TN1) in this month's professional journal for cunning linguists called, "Words at Play".  Until recently H1TN1 was only recorded in the human population, but with advancements in computer technology this crippling condition has taken a deadly turn and jumped tracks into the virtual world where letters and words form the foundation of all...read more

DISCLAIMER: All satire news stories in THE SNEE are completely fictional. Any resemblance to people, places, things, or real events is completely coincidental and kind of amazing.