#1COW CRUSHES MOM ON SCHOOL FIELD TRIP!
A woman sporting a Chanel CC black tote with brushed brass hardware; retail $420.00 was unexpectedly toppled by a large Holstein who was being milked. The cow, who was wearing a 1920’s retro iron cow bell with a slight resonant clang, hollered an agonizing “MOOO” as the bell hanging from..... read more
#2
PC TAKES A DELICIOUS BYTE OUT OF MAC! From Tasty to Tasteless!
Early Tuesday evening following an over-scheduled,
action-packed day of school, play practice, soccer, homework,
piano practice and a quick meal of broccoli with fish sticks, ten year
old Michael Storrs of Burlingham, Vermont sat down to write a.....read more
#3
FACEBOOK RIPPED TO SHREDS! Tattered Silhouettes Reveal Hidden Flaws!
Last
Saturday evening, Igaina Waitlee of
Burlingham, Vermont trudged through the snow to her recently renovated
smokehouse;a reclaimed shanty that was once the cherished, whimsical
playhouse of her now mature, older children, to retrieve some homemade,
organic, Vermont-raised turkey jerky that she had attempted to age after
Thanksgiving.The desire to cure turkey
into jerky sprung from within her bosom after her loving family politely
declined to ingest anymore turkey leftovers. Igaina, who was rightfully
bored by the idea of soup, decided to open up her brand new
sustainability cookbook to find...read more
#4
HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER! TSA Issues New Security Mandate!
Mid-morning on Thursday, March 11, 2010, Ms. Lucy Brestini of Burlingham, Vermont drove into the parking lot situated at New Hampshire's Manchester Airport in order to board a plane to Little Rock, Arkansas where she planned to chase tornadoes and photograph bald cypress trees sprouting out of lovely bass-inhabited lakes before their spring bloom. Ms. Lucy Brestini gathered her belongings which consisted of two federally-approved carry-on bags. She then proceeded directly to...read more
#5
DATA OVERFLOWS IPAD! Internet Saturated as Apple's Brand New Ipad Can't Contain the Flow!
Is your brand new IPAD moody? Appear sluggish for weeks at a time? How about bloading? Bloading: a result of an overly-taxed, cluttered system is a sign that perhaps excess uploads and downloads have overwhelmed your drives…And what about your ipad’s drive for text? Does it mix up words? Have difficulty with spelling or word finding? Is it prone to information leaks? Perhaps its buttons are too sensitive…too easy to...
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